1. Virtually any activity you're doing at any given point in time, cause let's face it: you're an idiot.
2. Arguably a matter of personal preference, but generally accepted as any activity the majority of people would never partake in, simply because those activities are, indeed, fucking stupid.
Tom from Accounting: "Hey, Sasha, I've got a case and a half of vodka, two freshly shaved gerbils and a picture in my head of you an me swappin' my own cum back and forth in some sort of sloppy gerbil butt-humpin' frenzy. Whatta ya say?"
Sasha: "Now those are some stupid-ass activities you've suggested, Tom. Might I suggest something more subtle once your balls stop sizzling?"
February 18, 2008