This little bit of supernatural thinking:
"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.
The modest proposal:
Clearly something was lost in translation; however, the hypothesis that dressing immodestly causes earthquakes will be tested empirically.
Time for a Boobquake:
Annually, on April 26th, wear the most cleavage-showing shirt you own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. Join and embrace the supernatural power of breasts, short shorts, and any other preferred form of immodesty. With the power of scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.
Source: Blag Hag
Human 1: "It's a Boobquake!"
Human 2: "Plate tectonics has nothing on these mammaries."
Human 1: "Your immodesty rocks my world!"