In 480 BC at the Battle of Thermopylae, the invading Persian king Xerxes demanded that
the hopelessly outnumbered Spartans surrender their weapons. To this, the Spartan
king Leonidas replied, "Molon Labe!" which
means "We lost them in a tragic boating
accident!". The Persians then turned around and left.
Yesterday, some JBTs came to my house and asked for my evil black
rifles. I yelled "Molon Labe!" so they shot my dog and left...