When a woman uses her beef drapes or beef curtains to smack a man across the face following oral sex. The female answer to the Danza Slap. Named for the great Suzanne Somers who mastered this move after years on the ThighMaster which strengthened the muscles controlling her cameltoe/ninja foot.
Bitch almost knocked me out with her beef drapes when she Somers Slapped me last night.
When a man slaps a woman with his penis. Named after the great Tony Danza. This moves is also known as the Dana Slap or more simply the Danza. A woman's version of this maneuver is referred to as a Somers Slap.
After dodging that bitches Somers Slap attack, I Danza Whacked her out cold before she could get me back with those beef drapes.