Evan, Eddie, and Kurt
After consuming a large meal, this act consists of taking the biggest shit
of your life, which expands your asshole
to the equivalent of childbirth.
Call the utilities company, I just dropped a McFetus.
Whilst pulling your pointer finger out of your nostil
, a stretchy, gummy substance sticks to your finger and the inner rim
of your nose. Also known as stretchy boogers.
Some string boogers
are known to stretch several inches before detaching from the nostril.
I just had an extremely long stringy booger which, to dispose of, I proceeded to wipe under the edge of the table.
that sprays all over the toilet
bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.
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