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2 definitions by Eva Lynn

 
1.
Someone so useless that each breath he or she takes is just one less lungful of oxygen for someone or something worthwhile.

See also oxygen thief, waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of semen, waste of skin, and waste of space,
"So would you let Madysynne into the bunker if she was outside when they were about to drop the bomb?"

"Hell no. Even just walking down the street she's a waste of oxygen. ...plus, then we can loot her corpse once the radiation settles."
by Eva Lynn June 29, 2005
 
2.
A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good skin some poor burn victim could be using.

See also waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of oxygen, waste of semen, and waste of space, but oddly enough not "waste of makeup", which is mostly used by... wastes of skin.
"Yeah, I stopped seeing Joe after I found out he evicted his grandmother from their duplex to rent it to some strippers he met at a titty bar. What a total waste of skin."
by Eva Lynn June 29, 2005