Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.
Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip
Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.
"I love going down
on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down
to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."