One who gets arrested sometime in March for domestic violence but gets no charges pressed because he played some of his Yanni music while he was hitting his girlfriend with a violin bow.
911 Operator: 911 what is your emergency?
Yanni's Girl: Yeah.. Yanni is here and hes beating the crap out of me.
911 Operator: Wait, you said YANNI?
Yanni's Girl: YES Please help... Wait, hes playing some of his music now im calm. Come arrest him after hes done.