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a TOOL at the Wharton School of Business (UPENN) that sucks up to professors emailing them about curves, means and medians on exams, etc. Likes to hump chia pets (organic chinchillas)and perform stock analyses on weekends.
John is such a Whartonite, he goes to EVERY office hour Mr. Hopkins holds
by Eugene April 11, 2005
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