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1 definition by Ethan Baguley

 
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The sudden and uncontrollable appearance of the male condition(woody the woodpecker) whilst in surroundings entirely inappropriate, culminating in an attempt to unsuccessfully relieve one's self in the nearest restroom.
On a date with a girl and everything is going fine until the carnal love beast shows his face and threatens to ruin everything, On a bus in the morning whilst being gently rocked by the vehicles movement. "The date would have gone well, if it wasn't for me needing a bloody stevie special!"
by Ethan Baguley June 11, 2008