The most versatile substance known to man kind. It's great for relieving itches and rashes, masking intense body odors, as well as being a lovely smoke-like diversion for all of you MacGyvers out there.
"Our room smells like shit"
"Don't spray Axe, I've got a large container of baby powder instead"
"I've got an issue with my gooch
"Here, put some baby powder on it"
"...he came out of the bathroom wearing an urban turban
and made his escape by distracting us with a cloud of baby powder"