1 definition by EternalSexGod

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A woman with a pancake booty and pancake nipples. A rare body type exists in these females. They are flabby and loaded with extra fat, while still maintaining flat 'womanly' features. Known for being extremely annoying and for having extended ovulation periods. Also known as 'The Whore of the Lands'.
I would never date that bitch over there... she's a total Mélodie.
by EternalSexGod July 28, 2013

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