A politician who has the ability to purge washington.
I sure hope that I can inherit the legacy left behind for me by the Ron Paul administration.
A car which can easily be mistaken for an abandoned fridge when parked.
Person 1: Now look, someone's left out a perfectly good metallic purple fridge.
Person 2: Is it a frigidaire?
Person 1: No its a scion XB "xtra brisk".
A great, spiritual artist who can write songs about emotions that I didn't even know existed. Think "emo" but with class.
Thats not just another bohemian, that is Sufjan Stevens.
The study of someone's Myspace.
Through myspaceology I was able to determine her DOB, blood type, relationship status, and the time that she leaves her house every morning.
Anyone who makes sure that you know the date changes at 12am.
you: This has been one crazy friday.
Midnight Intellectual: It's actually Saturday!!!
A collared shirt worn by someone who is not inclined to wear collared shirts.
Do you have a date tonight? You're wearing your date shirt.
When Lewis and Clark were in Oregon, they asked the natives "What is the name of this river?"
The natives responded "Multnomah" which in their language means "You mean that river over there?"
The Multnomah River was named the Willamette River after the expedition.
Person: Im going to go jet skiing on the river.
19th century native american: Multnomah?