A romantic pairing (whether it be from a video game, movie, book, etc) that is completely implausible and/or bizarre, but people support it anyway, for laughs or otherwise.
Barret x Red XIII is a crack pairing.
A fictional item. The term is sometimes used humorously on message boards when a user has just posted something (usually controversial) that runs the risk of instigating an argument/backlash, i.e. being flamed
The purpose of the shield is therefore to 'protect' the person from any potential flame
s that may fly their way.
Person A: Lol final fantasy x sucks
Person B: ...I hope you brought your flame shield.
Person C: I honestly don't see why so many people like (insert popular game). IMO it has a tedious battle system, the difficulty is too easy, and the story is as clichéd as hell. Discuss. *holds up flame shield*
The art of putting a dampener on someones moment of glory/celebration.
Interchangeable with the phrase "You rained on my parade."
Person A: I got 3As in my exams! Awesome!
Person B: I got 7As.
Person A: Way to piss on my bonfire, bastard.
Means "Thank you very much."
Person A: Here's your drink.
Person B: Ta muchly.
Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.
The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
1. An important English charter.
2. A series of Korean video games, the second being published in the US by Atlus in 2005. Known for its confusing gender boundaries and terrible voice acting.
"Magna Carta tricked me. I thought Calintz was hot until she started talking in that husky voice. Trap ftl. :("
"Uh, Eonis, why do you have water balloons stuffed down your top?"
See muff diver
One who performs oral sex on their partner (usually female). Pubic hair provides ample 'forest'.
Person 1: So let me get this straight, Amy and Katie did -what- last night?
Person 2: Well, let's just say that Amy's skills as a forest ranger have improved ten-fold.