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A Zombie Dick is a person who is a or an extremely annoying, egotistical, jerk, asshole, dickface, prick, son-of-a-bitch, etc...(Insert other description of a seriously negative nature). Everything said person touches becomes infected with their negative energy and can turn a whole group people into an angry mob.... This person should be shunned and smite from any area until a cure can be found....preferably by a +1 Mace of Disruption....
Aston Kutcher is a Zombie Dick, everything his dick touches becomes zombified and turns to shit....
by Erock & Ninjamac October 25, 2009