When a girl has a camel toe so tight when she walks it looks like her vagina is talking
Phil: Yo man did you see her camel toe?
Joe: Yea I know? it looked like it was talking she had a huge camel sqwak.
When a girl is standing still and her vagina is still moving (even if there is no wind)
Jason: does she have a flag in her pants?
Mason: No that's her camal swag
When a man puts his testicles on a girl's eyes so she can't see, she the proceeds to give the man a hand job and try's to call out where the semen will land.
Tom: Dude she blind fired me last night.
Paul: No way? where did she call it?
Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.
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