2 definitions by Erk

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When you are royally fucked.
3 little girls are on a tube ride in their local lake. They hit a monster wave, and all 3 of them fly off of the rub screaming oh noes!
by Erk December 16, 2004

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A certain amount/measurement of something that someone will ask for. A shleb is relative and can mean different amounts depending on the preferences, greed, and circumference of said person.
Paddy: What do you want in your tea?

Mary: Ah, just a shleb of milk!

Paddy: Grand so!

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Mary: What do you want on your toast?

Paddy: Oh just a shleb of butter will do there Mary!

Mary: Grand!
by erk February 14, 2013

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