1. A tall, German man with a mustache. Friendly in disposition, he will use bizarre words such as "ooshkamooshka" and "turtlewax". Despite the fact that he refers to you by embarassing (and often random) nicknames like "Swoosh", "Golden Feet", and "Beaker", and basically tricked you into learning about science and/or life, you'll end up loving him anyway.
"Hey, remember Struger?"
"Mr.Glen is an okay teacher, but he's no Struger."