1 definition by Erik McClurg

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Used by men who feel threatened at the fact that their friend got a life and a girl. Anyone who actually does utter the phrase "Bros before Hoes" has never actually been with a chick. Anyone who has been with a chick would invariably prefer to have sex with a girl as opposed to playing Halo with their smelly friends and talking about boobs.
Friend without chick: Yo, come play Halo with me and the guys on friday.
Me: Sorry dude, I got a date with the lady.
Friend: Dude, bros before hoes!
Me: Fuck you I'm getting pussy, asshole.
by Erik McClurg March 07, 2006

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