2 definitions by Erich.me

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(Noun) An individual that wears the bill of their hat completely flattened out so that other douchebags will know that he is also just pretending that he knows martial arts.

This style of headgear is frequently worn with clothing and accessories that prominently feature the Tapout logo and tattoos that say 'I'm a douche" in Chinese lettering next to tribal armbands.

Note: Less than 31% of flathats actually know any kind of martial arts and even fewer actually own a motorcycle.
Did you see those two flathats get their asses kicked by that Yoga Instructor chick that they were hitting on? I guess they bought the MMA gear but couldn't afford the lessons.
by Erich.me April 04, 2012
(Adjective) - Pertaining to a rabid addiction to any product made by Apple.

(Noun) - A person that is subject to psychopathic levels of brand loyalty to Apple and every product they sell.

These individuals refuse to believe that any computer other than a Mac can edit video and music, build websites, do graphic design and run office applications. They are also unaware that even the newest version of the iPhone is horribly inferior to any comparably priced Android device.

These individuals are also prone to paying hundreds of dollars for cheap accessories, stickers, cases, cables, etc. because they sport the famed Apple Logo.
(1) John is so macrosexual that he just spent $1100 for a MacBook laptop because he thinks you can't run Photoshop on a PC

(2) Suzie likes to let the world know that she's macrosexual by placing multiple Apple Log stickers on her Subaru/
by Erich.me April 04, 2012

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