Eric the Terrible
is actually leaving your body.
When describing the action of
being deposited (with the help of gravity) on a surface lower than the orifices of origin.
Oooh, this wild sex with you is so good...oh god...BABY I'M SHUMMING!!
I accidently opened the door and saw him shumming all over the place!
Occurs when a woman of questionable judgment places collected samplings of
into her mouth, tilts her head back and procedes to gargle said
for an indeterminate amount of time (generally until vomiting occurs)
gets drunk, she turns into a shum gargler!
A woman of questionable discretion that welcomes
during sexual intercourse. She in fact, relishes
That woman is such a shum whore.
A pie, baked in the oven, filled with
A top crust is optional, but is quite common in areas of the world.
Joe: "Hey bob, what are you going to bring to the company picnic?"
Bob: "Oh, I think I'll bring what I usually bring....so" Joe: "You mean you're bringing those pies that I love so much?" Bob: "It depends....so" Joe: "It depends on what?" Bob: "It depends on whether or not I have internet....so" Joe: "Hey Bob, I've gotta run.. I'll see ya there." Bob: "It's called Shum Pie!"
A past tense use of
I were having wild sex and it was so good, I shame right there in the bed!
Occurs when a man simultaneously shits and cums during ejaculation either alone or with a sexual partner.
When I have sex with her, it's so good that it makes me shum!
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