5 definitions by Eric Simmons

Top Definition
says, "I just whooped your ass." And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so.
Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!
by Eric Simmons January 01, 2004
1) absence of heat

2) emotionless

3) Steve Austin, the baddest SOB in professional wrestling. He is known for drinking beer and giving ass holes the Stunner.
1. This body must have been sitting here for a long time. It's stone cold.

2. I wouldn't talk to that guy. He's stone cold.

3. When you hear the glass, it's your ass.
by Eric Simmons January 01, 2004
A raccoon which one befriends and cares for. Often used in comparison to describe someone wild or crazy.
You're crazier than a pet coon.
by Eric Simmons December 08, 2003
1) A trading card game similar to Yu-Gi-Oh, except made by people who actually know how to make trading card games.

2) A cartoon of the same name starring Shobu, a young duelist who practices Kaijudo, the art of dueling, and goes around with his dorky friends trying to become the greatest duelist in the world. Filled with hyperactive anime humor that parodies the Yu-Gi-Oh series.
I summon... Bolshack Dragon! Ahhhhh!
by Eric Simmons April 05, 2004
1) Pinning something or someone against something else, usually the ground.

2) Pressing a key on a keyboard and not letting go, either to achieve some effect or to do so uncontrollably and to no end.

3) Taking care of oneself and/or one's surroundings in another's absence.
1. Hold that mother fucker down while I bust a cap in his ass.

2. Hold down the Shift Key to type in CAPS.

3. What's up, America? G.W. holdin it down in the big D.C. ya heard.
by Eric Simmons January 01, 2004
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