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(chemistry orgy, chem party, chemistry party)
a gathering of AP chemistry students (cuz general chem is for n00bs), usually in an online chatroom, right before a major assignment is due i.e. a lab, a quiz, or a test.
Chem orgies consist of these students trying to organize an online study session. These "study sessions" usually end up as a bunch of kids in an online chatroom late at night spamming various questions concerning chemistry, and nobody really getting any answers. Very rarely is a chemistry orgy successful in its original purpose.

A candidate for a chem orgy must be verified before he/she partakes in said chem orgy, much like a normal orgy. An individual's intelligence, understanding of chemistry, amount of attention paid in class, willingness to share answers, and sex appeal. Despite the tedious chem orgy-goer selection process, this usually fails and the chem "study session" recedes into orgiastic behavior.
Brenda: You've been invited to this chat room!
yes i did it
Eric: wow
Kevin: hey jimmy
Eric: there are 7 ppl
Kevin: chemistry party
Eric: yes
which kevin is this?
Kevin: the kevin
Sally: (kim)
Eric: KQ
Kevin: The almighty
Sally: lol
Eric: what?
Paul: wow
Kevin: Kool
Jimmy: i'm talking
Kevin: Kevin
Eric: how dare you speak Chris Wu's name in vain
Kevin: :)
loll
Paul: i knew it was gonna turn out into a party
Sally: lolol
Brenda: yay you are talking
DUDE
Eric: YAY CHEM ORGY
Brenda: CHRIS WU didnt answer his phone
oh well
Sally: ok if eric stops talking
then
Brenda: WAIT
Kevin: hey guys
Sally: everything will be good
Kevin: chris wu
Brenda: SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE COLORLESS PPT
Kevin: asked me a question
Sally: ummmmmmmm
iono
Eric: colorless
by Eric Guan February 15, 2008

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as a high school class, a hell of a lot easier than AP chemistry
as a college class, a hell of a lot harder than AP chemistry
"Josh is in general chemistry. He's dumb"
"General chem is nothing like what we did in AP chem last year"
by Eric Guan February 15, 2008

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The trade of niggas (nigga, niggers, niggahs, Paul Dawson), particularly as slaves across the Atlantic Ocean in boats crewed by non-niggas. Extremely profitable.

At first, the niggers (Africans)were grabbing niggas(American-bound African slaves)and selling them to the non-niggers (European merchants). Then the niggers realized that they were getting hoed by the non-niggers and that the niggas were really on their side, and tried to stop the nigga trade. The non-niggers were like "fuck that shit, that's gay" and started abducting niggers (now niggas) and niggas for the nigga trade.

Also known as Triangle Trade.
Kevin: there was such thing as
trans-atlantic trade
right?
lol
Jimmy: yeah
Kevin: sweet
Jimmy: that was the nigga trade
Kevin: I like men.

The nigga trade was an 18th century trade between West Niggaland, the various European colonies in the New World, and Europe. Of these, the sea lane west from Niggaland was the notorious Middle Passage; its cargo, abducted or recently purchased niggas.

The trade represented a profitable enterprise for non-niggas. The business was risky, competitive, and severe, but enslaved niggas fetched a high price at auctions, making the trade in niggas a lucrative business.

The first leg of the triangle was from a European port, where supplies such as copper, cloth, trinkets, slave beads, guns and ammunition would be shipped to a port in Niggaland. When the niggae ship arrived, its cargo would be sold in exchange for niggas, who were often tightly-packed like any other cargo to maximize profits. The nigga ship would then make the journey along the Middle Passage to the New World. Once the nigga ship reached the New World, the surviving niggas would be sold for a good profit. The nigga ships were then prepared to get them thoroughly cleaned, drained, and loaded for a return voyage to their home port. From the West Indies the main cargo was sugar, rum, and molasses; from Virginia, it was cigs and reefer. The ship then returned to Europe to complete the nigga trade triangle.
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lmaozedong, also known as roflmaozedong, is a variation of the commonly used abbreviation lmao, meaning Laughing-My-Fucking-Ass-Off.

it is used to express humor, and is commonly used by people who are awesome and/or sexy beasts

lmaozedong > roflcopter
"I heard that joke and was like 'LMAOZEDONG!'"
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If you don't know the answer to a chemistry question, put "X-ray diffraction"
"How do you determine the electronegativity of an element?"
"X-ray diffraction"

"What's on the test today?"
"X-ray diffraction"

"What's the meaning of life?"
"X-ray diffraction"

When in doubt, X-ray diffraction.
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Adj. -- of high or exceptional quality.

N. -- a delicious sauce or condiment.

A modified use of dank, usually used to describe food rather than marijuana.
"Dude, that backflip was double dank sauce!"

"I'd like a cheeseburger and fries, with some double dank sauce on the side, please."
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idiom - calm down; chill out.

Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.
"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."
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