Crem is a religion
founded on the power
of the Crem and the all-knowingness of the aforementioned, Crem. It has the power to save you and destroy you at the same time and that decision is made based on the power of Cremliness in you. The Crem is all knowing and shall be all powerful forever and always.
Guy 1= Dude are you a Christian
Guy 2= No I worship the all knowing and all seeing power of the Crem.
Guy 1= Woah man that's so much better I'm going to do that.
Yet another proud follower of the all powerful Crem.