G unit was the Sikh code name given to an elite class of soldiers that represented the homosexual community (hence Gay-Unit) and bone random 'niggas' in the ass. Some of their special forces units actually conducted a series of very dangerous and literally mindboggling acts known as 'Eing in the C', which stands for 'Ejaculating in the Cranium'. This ejaculation which was medically poisoned as well killing the victims the same instant. Also, as the brain has no pain-receptors the victims died a painless yet disgusting death. The unit other, the Psychological Ops unit tried to spread homosexual behaviour amongst the disoriented American youth (which had no brain to ejaculate into) by adding subliminal messages in musical messages which were translated to the ordinary ears as the group, G-unit. These 'niggas' were lead by a man named by his value, 50 cent. His name also represented the amount of people that he had to convert before he got his commanding status.
Yo Dawg, I was taking a leak the other day when this 'nigga' emerged from the shadows and poked me in the ass. Next thing I know i'm on the floor and this other 'nigga' comes by, cuts my head open, and ejactulates into my head. Now my ghost is having to write this down for you cuz i died, painlessly might i add.