1 definition by Enjoyer of the Super Saltine

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The act of shoving one's finger up one's own asshole following a bowel movement in order to attract excrement on said finger, and then placing this finger up another's asshole, finally spread the end product of the two assholes onto a saltine.
Dude, I just had a Super Saltine." - "No way, did you make it yourself?
by Enjoyer of the Super Saltine June 30, 2010

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