Taking the longest possible
route to a destination. Commonly takes place in a automobile, the driver
always knows many other shorter approaches
to reaching your given
destination, but he or she always wants to go on a road so long, painful,and depressing, that
you would rather invite
the Local Pedophile over to babysit your children, then be in the car with this
Common Signs From The Driver That
Your About To Embark on a Longcut.
1. Signs of silence
from the person driving. This
may just be constipation, or fatigue, but most frequently your about to go on a 45 minute ride, when you planned
on just making a quick little trip.
2. Grinning, Smiles that
he or she has complete control, and is about to Rock You Like
a Hurricane. ( Completley Usless Reference.)
3. He or She shows Confusion,
As if you have
traveled so far away from home, that
even the Driver
doesnt know exactly where you might
All Samuel wanted
to do was go to the gas station
real quick and get a liter of Coke for his semi-formal "Get Together" later.....
When his ride
arrived, he was assured by the driver that they
were taking a shortcut,
Once this never ending endeavor began
a trip to the gasstation, Samuel quickly relized the ultimate
form of betrayal that
was sitting right
next to him.
" You MotherFucking Cunt ! Why the fuck are we Taking a Longcut ! "