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2 definitions by Emyjo Ed

 
1.
A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.
'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'
by Emyjo Ed January 06, 2007
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2.
adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.
'Garrrr, you see that Long Schlong Silver over there? He's a right poop deck pirate'
by Emyjo Ed January 09, 2007
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