Safeway (3rd Planet in the Supermarket Solar
Population: 200 poorly paid employees, 20 young wannabes with nothing
to but hang out at a supermarket on a Saturday night, 10 angry old people with
stupid questions, 50 or so middle aged
soccer mum species who consider themselves to be the most superior species on the planet, and 5 to 6 managers wandering aimlessly doing nothing
the planet is a vast asteroid like field of 4WD Class Space
ships piloted by soccer mums. Extremely hostile
and dangerous! Take caution!
Environment: Employees are regularly subjected to the hostile
natives and are forced to endure
seasonal carol music non-stop for a month.
Recommendation: Avoid AT ALL COSTS!