2 definitions by Emperor Penguin

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While having sex on the beach, you pull your penis out of the woman, roll it in the sand, and shove it back in as hard as you can.
Tom: "Did you hear that Danielle broke up with Curtis."

Jake: "No, I didn't. Why?"

Tom: "He gave her a mad chicken cutlet this weekend!"

by Emperor Penguin November 28, 2006

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False authority or sense of authority attributed to or asserted by a man, solely by virtue of being male.
Alice: And then he said, "I'm the man of this household and I'm putting my foot down!"
Carol: He used his manthority?
Alice: Yes, then I slapped him.
by emperor penguin May 29, 2012

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