An extremely handsome man with uncanny drumming abilities. To be watched carefully due to his habit of taking over the world every 3014 years, ruling over it for 9 months before getting bored and leaving again.
It has been 3013 years, 11 months and 27 days since the last D'Arcy Domination and D'Arcy Laws.
D'Arcy Law 1: In the year 1031 BC, D'Arcy decreed that all terrible musicians and lyricists should be eradicated. This resulted in the planet's sole music source being D'Arcy's minstrel band Catapulting Towards Tamareth.