The Rymo Dymo is a creature that hails
from the outskirts of Glasgow. The Rymo Dymo is incredibly rare. Infact, records show, there
is only one. His most
distinctive characteristics are it's wee dumpy arse and it's walk, a sort of skipping mince. it has an almost magnetic
attraction to any alcoholic substance.
the rymo dymo could have been described as somewhat of an elusive character in the past, due to him wearing mostly black clothing and most
sightings of him, being
noted to happen after dark when
the dancing establishments
of Glasgow (where he resides) open for business. however, more recently he could be described as being
more of a rowdy creature, what with him usually
feeling pretty rough
after a hard
night out, wearing oversized black SUN SPECS or sporting the now commonplace bright blue "ZARA MEN" zipper as his contraversial attire of choice.
probably the most amazing
aspect of this creature is it's nipples. no matter what the outfit, beit
or a steel vest their shape remain
in full view.
"check the nick
of you mate, you look like a pure RymoDymo!"
"where did you get your
cardigan? RymoDymo's cupboard?"
"here, i can see your
nipples! who do you think you are, RymoDymo?"