A cross between a fork and a spoon; linked to its commonly named cousin, the Spork.
Unlike the spork, a fooon is used to describe a lady garden
, or other oddly named girl-bits.
"Crikey" said Kelly. "My fooon is kicking out a right pong. If only someone would invent Fooon-Fresh to banish my odour problems once and for all."
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