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2 definitions by Ember

 
1.
Online sex that loners engage in if they are too ugly and boring to get a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
Loner1: Hey wanna cyber?
Loner2: Sure, baby, let me virtually take my clothes off.
Loner1: This is so great.
by Ember November 10, 2003
 
2.
The pudge of flabby skin that hangs over the front of your pants at the waistline. It looks just like a muffin and how it rises out over the paper cup you bake them in.
I can't wear this half-top until I loose this muffin.

You've got a muffin going on there.
by Ember June 04, 2005