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pah-kan-j= pronunciation
The act of chugging soda while nakedly urinating.
Can also mean the act of taking a hot shower while juggling grapes in your mouth.
Yesterday, George wanted to juggle grapes but had to take a shower, so he pakonged to get both done.
by EmHanTessJillBrookeHan February 10, 2010

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