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2 definitions by Elwood Reuben

 
1.
Somebody with chronic constipation.
"Here I am, Lingus, for your party, blockpants!"
by Elwood Reuben October 07, 2003
 
2.
What David Essex is.
"That David Essex is a foppish cumquat."
by Elwood Reuben October 07, 2003