1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.
2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.
1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.
2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
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