1 definition by Elle Bee Jay

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The process by which an individual comes across a person in distress begging for assistance and, instead of offering aid to the distressed person, proceeds to defecate on their face.
Have you heard about the Obama making home affordable mortgage modification program? That shit doesn't work at all. I tried to apply, and all I got was a HAMP Modification from the fucking bank.
by Elle Bee Jay September 08, 2010

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