A dirty, stinking, neo-hippie, usually vegan and often sporting a sluglock. Named after their other signature smell, patchouli. Coined because "hippie" only accurately refers to ancient ones, you know, from back in the days of free love and protests that actually affected something. Plural: a Stench of Choulies.
Q: How many Choulies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Honey exploits the worker, man.