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2 definitions by Elk e summer

 
1.
A combination of a douche bag and a bourgeoisie.
Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.
by Elk e summer February 18, 2011
 
2.
When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.
"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"
by Elk e summer September 20, 2011