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24 definitions by Elena

when something is all funktified and wobbly
Did you see that one girl's ass? it was all slibby!
by Elena June 09, 2003
when a girl is so loose that her shit looks like pastrami
Damn! that bitch has been hit so many times shes all pastramied out!
by Elena June 09, 2003
a low class be-yatch!
I can't stand Latoya, she always be acting like a janky smiche
by Elena June 09, 2003
when something is all weird
The ball of clay was all funktified after she got through with it.
by Elena June 09, 2003
to suck a small penis
Matt got slilled by Jenny.
by Elena April 03, 2005
particularly sleazy man who spends a lot of time in bars trying to pick up strange woman
at last call the bar flies practically swarm every female in the room, so they can bring a piece of ass home.
by elena August 05, 2004
Faget kid who thinks hes all that.
Chago is so gay!
by Elena November 27, 2003