3 definitions by EldritchHorror
Inflammation brought upon by learning too many new and shocking things in a given period of time. Like many other types of inflammation, howbowditis is most commonly caused by a viral infection. New and shocking revelations constitute mind viruses, and there is indeed a viral load past which howbowditis is nearly guaranteed to manifest.
Jimmy: Hey man, did you know that artificial strawberry and raspberry flavoring comes from the anal gland of the North American beaver?
Bob: howbowdah
Jimmy: Yeah, it's crazy. And did you know that some people have Auto-brewery Syndrome, and that means their gut produces ethanol and they're drunk all the time?
Bob: Howbowdah!
Jimmy: Shocking, huh? And did you know that Bush did 9/11?
Bob: HOWBOWDAAAAAAH!?!!?
Bob puffs up and turns red
Jimmy: Looks like you got howbowditis, Bob.
Bob: howbowdah
Jimmy: Yeah, it's crazy. And did you know that some people have Auto-brewery Syndrome, and that means their gut produces ethanol and they're drunk all the time?
Bob: Howbowdah!
Jimmy: Shocking, huh? And did you know that Bush did 9/11?
Bob: HOWBOWDAAAAAAH!?!!?
Bob puffs up and turns red
Jimmy: Looks like you got howbowditis, Bob.
by EldritchHorror October 13, 2022
The luckiest of all Ally cards in the board game "Eldritch Horror". Chanting the words "urban gurcle" while an investigator rolls his/her dice has been proven to increase their chances of passing a challenge.
*Investigator 1 encounters a test of Strength*
Investigators 2-4: Urban Gurcle! Urban Gurcle! Urban Gurcle!
*Investigator 1 passes the test of Strength, rolling two 5's and a 6*
Investigators 2-4: Urban Gurcle! Urban Gurcle! Urban Gurcle!
*Investigator 1 passes the test of Strength, rolling two 5's and a 6*
by EldritchHorror May 4, 2014
A person who is sexually attracted to, and actually enjoys watching, Arsenal's play under manager Mikel Arteta.
Person 1: "I can't wait to watch Arsenal this weekend!"
Person 2: "I didn't know you were an artetasexual. You do you, man!"
Person 2: "I didn't know you were an artetasexual. You do you, man!"
by EldritchHorror August 18, 2021