's Frogmarch soundly defeated armies from Russia
at the Battle of Austerlitz
has invaded France
again, they've taken Chirac
prisoner, and are currently busy rebuilding the Bastille
and melting down the Eiffel Tower
for ammo! Looks like time for a Frogmarch!
's being honest to the people?! That's a Frogmarch!
FOOTNOTE: This is a joke; I don not hate or scorn the French (though I can understand why some people do), and I do not call the French "Frogs
" in everyday life. If you care to read my honest view on France and its people, go to (French
Ships used by Scandinavian warriors (Vikings
) and traders from the 5th to 12th centuries. They were long (up to 150 feet), and looked much like enormous canoes. They were powered by both oar and sail.
These ships allowed the Vikings to travel to places as far as Iran and Cape Cod. If it wasn't for the Longship
, the Vikings would not have been able to become a feared prescence in Europe
Some facts about Viking longships:
Under certain weather conditions, a Viking Ship can outsail a modern racing yacht!
A ship was considered a Viking chief's most prized posession. They were given names like "Steed of the waves" and "Long Serpent".
They were "Clinker Built", with overlapping strakes running from bow to stern. This allowed them to ride on the waves, instead of being crushed by the vicious North Sea
Though they were very fast, Viking Ships stood very little chance in a naval battle (except against other Vikings.
Without the Viking Ship, there would be no Vikings.
The hat worn by crazy French Revolution
aries, who were obsessed with the word "liberte'". The cap idea was stolen from the American Revolution
, although they originate in Ancient Rome
. They are often associated with the Freemasons
, who played important roles in both revolutions.
Liberty Caps soon became synonymous with French patriotism and hatred of the aristocracy, just as Freedom Fries
have become synonymous with Bush
ist "patriotism" and paranoia towards The French
Ominously similar to those floppy hats worn by the Smurfs
"A sea of red liberty caps swarmed about the guillotine." -Dickens "A Tale of Two Cities"
Historicaly, russia has actually been a very strong country. The person who posted above forgot to list the people who the Russians pwned, aka the Teutonic Knights
, the Mongols
(eventually, after being beaten by the Mongols for a couple of centuries), King Charles of Sweden
, the Prussians
, and the Nazis
Even with all that, Russia, is growing weaker nowadays, mainly because of all the restrictions that other countries put on it.
But I have a hunch that Putin
will become the next Tsar
of all the Russias.
Typical Godwin's law violation:
person 1: I think <insert name here> should win the election.
person 2: He's a filthy Nazi!
person 1: No he's not!
person 2: Shut up you f***ing Nazi!
Ubermensch. (Ger) "Superman
One who thinks himself superior than others. Usually in order to compensate for generally small penis and/or herpes.
See Neo Nazi
or Ann Coulter
Ubermensch?! I say Goober-minsch.