7 definitions by El filosofo

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Literally "height weight proportionate".

In fact 'hwp' is an acronym typically used as a euphemism for "overweight or obese, but not morbidly obese".

"hwp" is generally substituted for actual numbers, hiding the person's actual weight. Most people who claim to be hwp are overweight or obese, but not super extremely fat. Skinny people and thin people never claim to be hwp in personal ads, though they fit the literal definition.
"How much do I weigh? Let's just say I am HWP."

"I'm never answering another craigslist ad without knowing how much the person actually weighs! No more HWP guys for me!"

"Don't call me HWP, I'm in good shape!"
by El filosofo September 08, 2010
I was born in ozzy, but I grew up in the US.
by El filosofo March 04, 2012
Green-screening occurs when a company pretends to be socially responsible despite obvious and clearly irresponsible practices.

For example, British Petroleum and Exxon Mobile are two of the dirtiest, environmentally destructive companies on the planet. But they air commercials designed to counteract this image.
Exxon Mobile is just green-screening! They aren't exploring alternative energy like they claim!
by El filosofo March 03, 2010
A pejorative term for Australians.
Kangaroo rats are no better than the sand niggers or kikes!
by El filosofo March 04, 2012
Noun. Spanglish. Combination of 'salsa' and 'sauce'. 'Salsa' is Spanish for 'sauce'.
Would you like some salce with your burrito?
by El filosofo February 16, 2010
1. No problem
2. Nipple play
2. Ad on craigslist: Horny bottom looking for hung top or tops to have fun with. I travel to you and we have some hot fun.

Looking from vanilla to wild, just ask if you want to do anything. Some things I might be interested bondage tag team tied filmed hood harness leather group dp np ff ass play

6ft 181lb smooth and slimbuild 27yo

Send stats pic and what your looking to get into.
by El filosofo February 01, 2015
Euphemism for 'FAT at as a goddamn cow.' A very very fat cow.
My wife is a thick woman.

(People often describe themselves as "thick" in personal ads.)
by El filosofo May 17, 2010

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