2 definitions by El Wumpo

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A tortoiseshell cat of singular beauty and choleric temperament, known for her spectacular flops, snort-like purrs, and far-carrying yowls.
Snortuga flopped and writhed on the kitchen table so that I could rub her belly, but then she suddenly up and clawed me on the nose.
by El Wumpo August 11, 2011

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A small, swamp-dwelling creature that subsists on skunk cabbage and likes to burrow. Mugwumps can be identified by the low "wumpwumpwumpwump" sound they make, and by their fear of any jumps other than little ones.
I'm making skunk cabbage flambé for dessert tonight because the mugwumps from the bog next door are coming over for dinner.
by El Wumpo June 23, 2011

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