3 definitions by El Jalapeño

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when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.
Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."
by El Jalapeño August 14, 2011

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when engaging in rigorous sexual activities and one of the participants engaged in the act begins to have massive orgasms that sound as if he/she is whale-calling.
Brad: hey bro, last night my girl sounded as if she was whale-calling during sex.

me: Your girl "Whalegasms"?
by El Jalapeño August 14, 2011

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when just calling someone a douchebag isn't good enough, you replace the suffix -bag with -fag.
Jorge: hey bro, I just took a piss on your dog.

Carlos: What The Fuck "Douche-fag".
by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011

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