4 definitions by El Gringo the third

Top Definition
Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.
I just stepped on a Ukrainian Landmine
by El Gringo the third March 08, 2009
Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.
Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!
by El Gringo the third March 08, 2009
The act of sitting on a woman's face with your testicles covering her eyes (like a blindfold) then proceeding to take a dump on her head.
I just gave that woman a mexican blindfold and she enjoyed it.
by El Gringo the third March 08, 2009
While shagging a girl doggy-style, place your thumbs in either side of her mouth with your fingers pointing up like antlers.
I gave her a good stagging last night. You've been stagged. Her head would look good on my wall.
by El Gringo the third March 08, 2009

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