The result of mating an elephant with revision notes. The resulting offspring
(although infertile) closely resembles a normal elephant with a number of key exceptions. The facial features are basic, resemble punctuation
marks and ensue
hilarity upon sight, often resulting in extreme cases of rofling, bordering on medically dangerous. Revisiphants also have
the useful ability of splooging great sticky amounts of knowledge from their trunks that
adhere to nearby humans, resulting in an 800% temporary increase in IQ.
The Revisiphant can often be identified by its distinct 'Rawr'. They should
not be approached
in the wild, due to the high risk of being lethally
seduced by their tantalising eyebrow movements.
Dude, last night a Revisiphant totally
splooged all over me. I finished my thesis
in 15 minutes and won a nobel prize
for the groundbreaking work contained within it.