1. The act of accomplishing absolutely nothing or the state of being unaccomplished.
2. Something not completed successfully; an complete failure.
3. An lack of skill or expertise:
4. No Social poise or grace.
After the offshore IT team completely botched a simple request to move a database from one server to another:
Patel: Mr. John, please to tell request is completed
John: Yes, I was reviewing the results.... quite an accompshitment.