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8 definitions by Ekig

 
1.
A joke having to do with disgusting acts of sexual innuendo or other things people might find grotesque.
Gilbert: So this guy gets the words "I love you" tattooed on his dick. His wife says "stop putting words in my mouth!"

John: Haha, nice dirty joke there.
by Ekig March 21, 2010
 
2.
A wonderful game. Basically virtual legos. You are a small charecter and you are allowed to build things. Such as houses, or skyscrapers. Anything you can imagine.

The game only has one flaw though, its community. Full of jerks and idiots. Only about 1/4 of the Blockland community is nice. The other 3/4 is rude and problematic, these people tend to post on the forums most often.

Also, the administration team is full of big headed assholes as well. Supported by the rude community, these people hold their heads up high and tend to pick on most of the members in the game. There are only a few nice administrators. They don't usually play the game any more though.

All in all, the game is great. But most of the community and administration team is full of big headed, jerks.
Average Blockland forum conversation:

Fred: Hi Blockland community, I just joined!

Member 1: Wow dude your name sucks.

Member 2: Shut the hell up, member 1, you faggot.

Member 1: Fuck you, at least I have a life you cunt licker.

Member 3: You both are idiots. Welcome to the forum, don't be a faggot.

Fred: Good, cause I am not a faggot.

Member 1: Yes you are you fucking faggot.

Member 2: Shut the fuck up, stop with your incessant faggotry.

Member 4: What did I miss?

Member 3: Faggots.

Member 5: What's a faggot?

Member 2: You, faggot.

Administrator: You're all faggots. I am banning everyone who posted in this topic.
by Ekig March 23, 2010
 
3.
An excellent poet who wrote many meaningful poems.

Idiots who can not comprehend what she wrote usually harshly critisize her and her work.
Emily Dickinson - Easily one of the best poets to have lived.
by Ekig January 24, 2011
 
4.
NOT a way to get extra armour in World of Warcraft.
Uberpwnage124: Hey, press alt-f4 to get more amour ololz!

Assraeper01010l0l0lzzzz: k!!!

Assraeper01010l0l0lzzzz has logged off.

Uberpwnage124: Haha UBER LEWS0R ololololol!
by Ekig April 05, 2010
 
5.
Derived from the word, mop; an acronym for "mother on period" or "mother opposing population".

A woman, usually a soccer mom who's very controlling and goes around telling people how to live their lives. This type of person usually starts or gets involved in an organization to stop children unrelated to her or her family from doing or enjoying things that she opposes. Usually these women are obese and care little about their own children. They tend to use the television as an electronic babysitter as they go on rallies to stop other children from enjoying life, because of slight health, or mental risks associated with that enjoyment.

These are the people that go into schools and tell the board to change the school lunches, when they can easily pack a bag lunch for their children, instead of making other children suffer. Also, they will protest schools about soda machines. And explain how soda is "bad" for children.

They can come in packs. Such as friends they gossip about other people with, or friends they share turkey bacon recipes with.

These women tend to also drag their husbands into whatever they do.
Jerry: Damnit, where is my mom?

Rob: Isn't she at that Parents Against Television rally?

Jerry: Oh yeah. Now I am getting beat up in school, and my mom is never there for me. Why does my mom have to be such a controlling mopper?

Rob: Maybe you should quit soccer.
by Ekig March 19, 2010
 
6.
The act of insulting an employee by getting a very small amount of change back after you order and tipping the employee with that small amount of change.
Employee: Here's five cents, sir.

Customer: Here's something for your troubles.

Employee: Take your change back and stop rude-tipping!
by Ekig July 30, 2010
 
7.
Sarcasm having to do with someone's question which sounds like it has an obvious answer when it really doesn't.

Usually the sarwording individual will answer the person's question with the words in the question. He will connect to two together in an effort to be sarcastic.

The singular term for sarwording is "Sarword"
John: Hey, what's a tanktop?

George: It's a tank with a top.

John: Stop sarwording.
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Tom: Hey, what's a groundhog?

Bart: A hog that lives in the ground.

Tom: Ha, nice sarword there.
by Ekig March 28, 2010